So, no one told you life was gonna be this way...

An eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird’s aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.

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theplanlaugh:

Maybe instead of just thinking about how much you’re gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things you’re not gonna miss.

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One Scene per Episode » TOW the Embryos (S4E12)

 Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transpons—a transponster!

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One Scene per Episode » TOW All The Jealousy (S3E12)

And before you know it, she’s with him. And you’ll be all, ‘Ohh, man!’ And he’ll be all, ‘Yes!’ And us, we’ll be like, ‘Wh-whoa, dude.’ And pretty soon you’ll be like, (sadly) ‘Hhiii,’ and, and, and, ‘I can’t go, Rachel and Mark might be there.’ And we’ll be like, ‘Man get over it, it’s been four years!!’

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One Scene per Episode » TOW the Jam (S3E03)

You just answer, it’s like a reflex.

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w-ildwind:

‘cause it’s like 9:15 now, and I’m not there.

fuckin love her

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